I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
it was like his penis was on wheels.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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