Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Randomize
