She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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