I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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