just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
