i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
