Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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