haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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