You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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