I like to think it a success when the cops are called
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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