Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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