The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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