Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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