Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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