Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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