sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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