Your face is a jimmy john
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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