Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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