wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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