naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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