I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Success! We fucked roommates!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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