Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
