I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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