It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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