bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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