I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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