Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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