she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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