So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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