just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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