on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
