no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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