I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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