Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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