your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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