Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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