I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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