no. you can't hotbox the world.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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