And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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