Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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