look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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