I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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