Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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