what if I'm pregnant?
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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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