He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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