Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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