lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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