Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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