is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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