I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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