her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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