I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I've blown a few things in my day
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
