Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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