"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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